Yesterday was one of those days that left me gasping, flailing, clawing for the sanity that lay just beyond the reach of my outstretched fingers. Why is it that sometimes I wake up in the morning and the boys are smiling and the house stays (relatively) clean and I am effortlessly creative in the kitchen and life is full of sunshine and rainbows? And other days it seems like I can't make toast without setting the kitchen on fire, or leave Kian and Jonah alone without 15 markers getting flushed down the toilet (ok so maybe it was like 3 or 4 markers...and the kitchen was never actually on fire...you get the point.) I woke up yesterday morning knowing that Chad had a late meeting and wouldn't be home until after bedtime. This is never good news because, aside from his supernatural ability to clean up the house and get a load of laundry done within moments of coming in the door, he is a rock of emotional stability.
So, to start off the circus of a day, I was talking to my friend, Amber, on the phone when I walked around the corner and found that my dog, Sophie, had left a HUGE pile of puke on the floor (most likely due to the entire sleeve of Ritz crackers that Jonah had so generously shared with her 30 minutes prior). Amber asked if I needed to get off the phone, to which I responded, "No way. I am staying on the phone so that I can focus on something else and pretend like I am not cleaning up a giant pile of dog vomit with paper towels." Thank God for Melaleuca Sol-u-Mel.
Later I had to have a very unpleasant conversation with a young man from our prescription benefits center. I had been informed that, due to an "oversight" (does playing solitaire on your computer instead of doing your job count as an oversight?), Eli had never been added to our prescription policy and I would not be able to pick up his waiting prescription for a few days. As most can imagine, this was not welcome news to someone with a 3.5-month-old who has a deep congested cough that is exacerbating his reflux so that he is now waking up 5-6 times a night instead of 2. Not welcome news at all. I proceeded to inform him that I didn't care if he had to get in his car and drive to CVS, he would make sure the job that should have been done 3 months ago would be taken care of, and that my prescription would be covered TODAY. Thankfully, the young man on the line recognized the crazy that lay not-so-very-well-hidden beneath the surface on this end of the line. He took care of it and I kept the hounds at bay.
I hastily attempted to make myself look presentable and drove up the street to CVS, a little concerned that if they told me there were anymore problems I might punch a hole in the wall. By the grace of God, everything was as it should have been and I was able to go home and give Eli the medication for which he was waiting.
It was at this point that I began making dinner (translate: a box of Trader Joe's mushroom risotto and a banana...inspired, i know.) I also decided to start making a loaf of bread because I had failed to do so earlier in the day. Of course, Jonah tripped and busted his lip and cried/yelled for 20 minutes while Kian repeatedly dove off our small dining room steps into some strategically placed cushions. I nursed Eli and simultaneously attempted to shovel a few lava-hot bites of risotto into my mouth while begging the boys to sit down and eat. I finally got all 3 boys down to bed after dinner (I resorted to bribing them with ice cream for an uncomplicated and complaint-free bedtime) and just in time to put the loaf of bread in the oven. I took a shower and washed the traces of spit-up, snot, and blood from my hair and collapsed on the couch in front of the tv. I smelled the bread baking and felt a sigh of relief. Chad finally got home and I shared his beer while I rewarded myself with a warm slice (3? but one was a really small piece...) of bread slathered in butter (well...earth balance actually). I shook remnants of the day from my psyche and finally relaxed. And, if I had posted on facebook, you probably would have only heard about the fresh-baked bread.